Please, humans, call me Knox. 16. England. He. Mostly harmless. I tumbl’ here. There is a small chance that the things I post are triggering. They should be tagged anyway.Send me an ask if there’s issues. Or just ‘cause you like me o3o Anyway, C’ya later shitlords! I’m off to Uranus! ~  people hitch-hiking to Uranus. ~Tumblr (3.0; @dashdotdotdash)http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/850b59f75d6a22a8b420c3da571f8a8f/tumblr_mn2hahesHl1spjnhzo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50859623579http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50859623579Sun, 19 May 2013 23:57:20 +0100screencapwtfidekfunnycutepokémon<p><a href="http://formuioli.tumblr.com/post/50761933064/we-were-on-the-verge-of-nuclear-war-and-we-didnt" class="tumblr_blog">formuioli</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>we were on the verge of nuclear war and we didnt give a shit but when yahoo makes an offering to buy tumblr we all start freakin out</p></blockquote>http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50859038861http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50859038861Sun, 19 May 2013 23:49:26 +0100newsfunnytruetumblryahoo<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://drarna.tumblr.com/post/49517946895/the-reason-why-people-are-so-hard-to-read-is">drarna</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything</p> </blockquote> <p>Everyone is just a four lettered keyboard smash that occasionally contains the word &#8220;cat&#8221;</p>http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50858763644http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50858763644Sun, 19 May 2013 23:45:46 +0100everyone is made of catsochanimalsthoughtscatssciencephrasesfunny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/94ec8e20593d7f328dca2a20f73f2a7e/tumblr_mn2d3yC96m1rjya3ao1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3e801d03e0c6c4795f98cdd49bcf3604/tumblr_mn2d3yC96m1rjya3ao2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/99c4a11adc4e82982b802e82399fbbc1/tumblr_mn2d3yC96m1rjya3ao3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d02d32e66013a988c1f572516c08ad4e/tumblr_mn2d3yC96m1rjya3ao4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b58c92cc04891fd89b1bf47b357b2ce/tumblr_mn2d3yC96m1rjya3ao5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fe4f643d0a64344cceb0b16c80d3e871/tumblr_mn2d3yC96m1rjya3ao6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/570792b697d84cd9004de0f45232985d/tumblr_mn2d3yC96m1rjya3ao7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff67d38e81f5a6a49e32f20a2ba69dae/tumblr_mn2d3yC96m1rjya3ao8_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50857093289http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50857093289Sun, 19 May 2013 23:23:40 +0100psaPowerPointyahooyaywe keep the porntumblrnewscomic sans<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me8pr8njKr1qbsnnlo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sakuralolita.tumblr.com/post/36799997711/origami-street-art-by-mademoiselle-maurice" class="tumblr_blog">sakuralolita</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Origami street art by Mademoiselle Maurice (cropped from nevver.tumblr.com)</p></blockquote>http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50855183020http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50855183020Sun, 19 May 2013 22:59:20 +0100artwordsomfgmy favouritewallsorigaminofunny<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2350d7d64d42c91f456ebd0c1946a82d/tumblr_mn13v6BxvN1sp93weo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50852036252http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50852036252Sun, 19 May 2013 22:20:27 +0100artblack and whitesad timesdem pheelsdr seussthe loraxmy favouritedark?<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyoutomhiddleston.tumblr.com/post/50732536368/if-yahoo-does-end-up-buying-tumblr-and-shuts-it">fuckyoutomhiddleston</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down</p> <p>I just wanted everyone to know that</p> <p>you’ve all been truly wonderful people</p> <p>and</p> <p>it was an honor blogging with you all</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4d016d384eba5934ed0499a02f06d8b9/tumblr_inline_mn0293syNW1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50850562080http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50850562080Sun, 19 May 2013 22:02:22 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d0487449f39d32ea0f2d2500d98192ba/tumblr_mhg5wrnb401r46ugeo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kiva-la.tumblr.com/post/42827039004/hi-im-sailor-mars-welcome-to-jackass">kiva-la</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“hi i’m sailor mars welcome to jackass”</p> </blockquote>http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50847294554http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50847294554Sun, 19 May 2013 21:22:45 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://staticsrecyclebin.tumblr.com/post/50792203109/ive-done-it-ive-created-the-perfect-hentai">staticsrecyclebin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/72968a845510f4fc38d7ed8aff0c6c5c/tumblr_inline_mn16hsnNEq1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>I’ve done it</p> <p>I’ve created the perfect hentai creature</p> </blockquote>http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50847067688http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50847067688Sun, 19 May 2013 21:20:00 +0100nopeomfgfunnypokémonnsfwkind of<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-fandoms-are-cool.tumblr.com/post/48657347751">the-fandoms-are-cool</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://darrynek.com/post/48635096140/hey-kid-wanna-see-a-magic-trick-reaches-behind">darrynek</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”</p> </blockquote>http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50843732608http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50843732608Sun, 19 May 2013 20:39:32 +0100phrasesomfgfunnyartparodypunsthe best<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://silabus.tumblr.com/post/29743716065">silabus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds</p> </blockquote>http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50843588320http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50843588320Sun, 19 May 2013 20:37:45 +0100funnyrandomthoughtsochbut seriouslysad timesit's shit<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://electronicanonsensica.tumblr.com/post/50775381950/everyone-is-missing-the-biggest-problem-here">electronicanonsensica</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.</p> <p>Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.</p> <p><em><strong>Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.</strong></em></p> <p><em><strong>That means no more porn on Tumblr.<br/></strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50843464527http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50843464527Sun, 19 May 2013 20:36:11 +0100but seriouslyI don't know what to do about thisthe best thing of tumblr is how open it is about everythingincluding sexideki'm rambingochtumblryahoo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/19c0a791f4c20bda8b740e5081b439da/tumblr_mn1sep7Bd11r9n1l7o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50843200489http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50843200489Sun, 19 May 2013 20:32:53 +0100comicyahoofunnytumblrnewstoo true<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/def189c8be1098fb668f9e384d6c8b54/tumblr_mn25q3yJh61rb2j5zo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50843029511http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50843029511Sun, 19 May 2013 20:30:47 +0100artblack and whitecreepydarkskullsmusiclyricssad times?tears for fears<p><a href="http://keruje.tumblr.com/post/50830790314/you-know-how-yahoo-wants-to-buy-tumblr-i-read" class="tumblr_blog">keruje</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>You know how Yahoo wants to buy Tumblr? I read that Yahoo doesn’t have any intentions of messing up or changing Tumblr; in fact, David Karp (Tumblr founder) would be getting a four year deal to stay on Tumblr as boss and do whatever he wants with it as it’s always been. Whatever would happen after those four years? I don’t know but I don’t think there’s anything to worry about. </p> <p><a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/will-facebook-buy-tumblr-or-2013-5">the article where I read that</a></p></blockquote>http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50830903123http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50830903123Sun, 19 May 2013 17:55:03 +0100psatumblryahoonewsjust sayingoch<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yourendorphine.tumblr.com/post/50761675452/homophobic-participating-countries-who-didnt-show">yourendorphine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years</p> <p>i am crying right now i love you europe</p> </blockquote>http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50814053795http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50814053795Sun, 19 May 2013 13:07:02 +0100I think the best reaction to this is simplylol you noobletsochfucking awesomesexualityeurovision<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ambitioncutsusdown.tumblr.com/post/50756491519/thesixtysevenchevyimpala-excuse-me-what-the">ambitioncutsusdown</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thesixtysevenchevyimpala.tumblr.com/post/50755543543/excuse-me-what-the-hell-did-i-just-watch">thesixtysevenchevyimpala</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH</p> </blockquote> <p>probably either eurovision or doctor who</p> </blockquote>http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50800346248http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50800346248Sun, 19 May 2013 09:55:16 +0100omgfunnyeurovisiondoctor whotis a good night on the bbcoch<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d440be95b1fb34577c0e08bb96ec9749/tumblr_mn0jcnGqU71rnw4hro1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d3f5ff381878b2c03764a18353b6a46d/tumblr_mn0jcnGqU71rnw4hro2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/95245366384678663b9e246d7e6da2a1/tumblr_mn0jcnGqU71rnw4hro3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e0e79b74728fec9f3d651150f5383042/tumblr_mn0jcnGqU71rnw4hro4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://anothermindpalace.tumblr.com/post/50758455353/john-escaped-baker-street-to-watch-the-eurovision" class="tumblr_blog">anothermindpalace</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>John escaped Baker Street to watch the Eurovision Song Contest at Sara’s place. </p></blockquote>http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50761748819http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50761748819Sat, 18 May 2013 23:06:57 +0100omfgdem pheelssherlockeurovisiongifplease<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gwainenovak.tumblr.com/post/50754555851/petition-for-glitter-dubstep-opera-dracula-to-be-a">gwainenovak</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>petition for glitter dubstep opera dracula to be a monster in s9 of Supernatural </p> </blockquote>http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50761309173http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50761309173Sat, 18 May 2013 23:00:48 +0100funnyeurovisionsupernatural<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://swinubuh.tumblr.com/post/50755468969/when-i-find-myself-in-times-of-trouble-greece">swinubuh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>When i find myself in times of trouble<br/>Greece comes on to me<br/>speaking words of wisdom<br/><em>alcohol is free</em></p> </blockquote>http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50757801877http://dashdotdotdash.tumblr.com/post/50757801877Sat, 18 May 2013 22:12:25 +0100musiclyricsomfgfunnyparodyEurovisionthe beatles